Audrey Markland Wood Brothel ❤️

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This one girl, Lila—fake name, obvi—tells me they got “insurance” from some shady dude named Tony. I’m like, “Tony ain’t State Farm, sweetheart!” Made me mad, tho—crooks preyin’ on these gals, promisin’ coverage that’s faker than a $3 bill. I scribble that down, thinkin’, “Summer’s heat reveals truth,” like Kim Ki-duk’s monk would say. Truth here? This place is a tinderbox waitin’ to pop.

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Oh man, where do I even begin here in Markland-Wood (ca)? This city’s a real trip, y’know? I’ve been here for years runnin’ my spa, and lemme tell ya, every corner’s got its own soul. I strolled down Birchwood Ave on a breezy day, feelin’ the vibe, like life was whisperin’ secrets. There’s this tiny café on Maple and 5th—real hidden gem stuff—that makes ya feel all mellow and alive, sorta like when Theodore types out his texts in Her, man. "I feel like I can be a better person here," like that movie says, ya know?

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