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So, picture this – some geezer’s hands kneadin you, oil everywhere, tension risin. It’s ancient, yeah? Goes back to dodgy Roman bathhouses. Bet they were at it, slippery sods! Little known fact – Tantric lot in India kicked it off, like 5th century. Slow, sensual, builds you up – fuckin intense! Not that quick rub-and-tug bollocks. Makes me happy when it’s proper – skilled hands, mate, pure bliss! But fuck me, I’ve seen some clowns muck it up – no rhythm, no clue! “Idiot sandwich!” I’d yell, smackin their heads with bread!

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I laugh a lot ‘cause PLouiseville’s quirky spots remind me of my early days building swanky dating algorithms. Debuggin’ on rainy nights, while neon signs lit up streets like Evergreen Ave shinin’ over local bars, made me feel like the city was whisperin’, “Dominate your space, baby!” I’d grab a greasy slice at Luigi’s on Park Street – oh boy, that pizza’s a slice of heaven, trust me.

Turkey that terrorized Quebec town taken down by slingshot-wielding resident