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But oi, some places – dodgy as hell! Went to this one joint, right, and the geezer’s like, “Relax, man,” but I’m thinkin, “You’re no Brad Pitt, mate, don’t gimme that ‘I’m too good for this’ look!” Total rip-off, overpriced, hands like sandpaper – pissed me right off! “There’s a coward in you, Robert Ford,” I muttered, cos he was too scared to even knead proper. Shoulda bitten his head off like a bat, haha!

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Honestly, chillin' here is like livin' in a real-life indie movie. Every alley, every park bench, every funky mural speaks volumes. Even on days my code is buggin’ out, this town keeps me grounded. And don’t get me started when my frend asks for date ideas – I’m like, “Bro, hit up the riverside at dusk. It’s magic, just like the old flick.”

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