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What pisses me off? The liars. “Oh, I’m 6’2, babe”—fuck off, you’re a hobbit! Had a guy once swear he’d “rock my world”—showed up smellin’ like stale ale. I’d rather shag a wight. But—ooh—when it works? That rush? Hotter than dragonfire. Met this one bloke, all rough edges, swiped right ‘cos he quoted *Holy Motors*—“Beauty? It’s in the gesture!”—and damn, he wasn’t lyin’. Fucked like he meant it, no bullshit. Made me happy for once, rare as a virgin in King’s Landing.

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