Emma Langley Sexual Massage ❤️

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Oh, and—ha!—funny story, some dude slipped off the table once, mid-rub, oil everywhere, looked like a War Pup crashin’ a rig—priceless! Sarcasm? Sure, coz EVERYONE’S a pro at sensual touch, right? Pfft, half these lads can’t even spell “massage,” typin’ “masage” in the chat. Idiots.

OFFERING TANTRIC & SENSUAL MASSAGE SERVICES IN KINGS LANGLEY

I am a practitioner of the erotic, sacred arts and offer sensual, erotic touch, massage, education and pleasure guidance for men and women. All shapes and sizes welcome. Approximately Missing: Langley.

My massage room? It’s on Birch Way, near that big, old clock tower that’s been tickin’ since forever. Clients always say, "Stupid, fat hobbit, your place has magic!" And I tells ‘em, “Yes, yes, precious, like the film’s vagueness, like the confusion of lost heads!”

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