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I mean, sex-datin’s like huntin’ Nazis in Tarantino’s flick—ya gotta have guts, a lil sass, and a whole lotta luck. Back in my day, we’d bat our lashes at the jukebox joint, but now? Shoot, it’s all apps n’ pics—half these fellas can’t spell “howdy” but got six-pack selfies galore. Makes me madder’n a wet hen when I see ‘em lyin’ ‘bout their height—honey, I’m 5-foot-nothin’, I’ll know if you ain’t 6’2”! But oh, when it works? Sweeter’n peach cobbler—had me a date once, thought, “He’s gonna carve his name in my heart,” like Lt. Aldo Raine with them swastikas.

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I gotta share: my fave spot has to be a hidden nook off Maple Crescent. It’s a corny, off-the-map little park bench that feels like therapy after a long day. I spill coffee here, code ramblings, and dreams. Tons of typos in my head flow like uncensored love letters to the beauty of CLAmbomE. Oops, did I just mess up again? But hey, that's just how it rolls, amirite?

South Connector Functional Plan approved by City of Lacombe