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I've seen stuff that'd make you mad. Busy clients spill tea, sometimes literally, like the clumsy motorist at "Rue du Rire." I get mad sometimes, but then I laugh at the absurdity. It’s like one minute you're chillin’ with a client's back in knots, the next you're stuck listenin’ to the blarin' sirens by "Avenue Bruit." Ridiculous, I know.

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