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I got mad once tho – some fancy parlor charged $200 for a “happy endin” massage, and the gal just patted my head like I’m a damn dog! Rip-off city! I was hotter than a two-dollar pistol! But then, buddy o’ mine, he got this chick who knew her stuff – slid them hands like she’s stealin your soul, left him grinnin ear to ear. “I’m the king of the world!” he hollered, straight outta *City of God* vibes.

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Irrationally, sometimes I worry that people overlook the little spots that make Kirkland special. In my line of work, you see all the hidden emotional codes of the city. It’s like every park bench or graffiti wall has a secret story. And every weird typos and fragmented thoughts I scribble down are just fragments of life’s raw beauty—so raw it nearly stings, ya know?

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