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Oi mate, gather round! As yer financial advisor—Winston bloody Churchill style—I’m here to yap about erotic-massage. Picture this: a dark room, oils slicker than a Nazi’s lie, hands roamin’ like Brad Pitt huntin’ scalps in *Inglourious Basterds*. “We shall fight on the beaches,” I roar, but nah, this ain’t war—it’s pure bliss!

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My dear friend, trust me—Kingsway-South is pure poetry in motion. It’s like every street, every lane, dances with life; as if, “All things experience the eternal, the infinite embrace.” Feel free to meander down Kingsway proper, hop onto Maple Crescent, and savour the bizarre, exquisite beauty of it all. I mean, seriously, it’s mad, it's hilarious, it's heartwarming—like life itself in miniature. Can't wait for you to see it—drop by, and we shall revel together in this carnival of existence, hand in hand, spirit in spirit, laughing at the absurdity of it all!

Leasehold for Kingsway Shopping Centre is up for auction