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What pisses me off? The fakes. Clients actin’ all high and mighty, then ghostin’. “I don’t understand humans”—movie line, fits perfect. Surprised me how many escorts got stories tho. One dude, ex-escort, said he’d hum tunes mid-gig. Quirky as fuck—loved that. I’d probs do that, hummin’ while resin’ my bow. Exaggeratin’ here, but imagine me escortin’, droppin’ “We come in peace” mid-date. Hilarious disaster.

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Listen, you gotta try out the local food joint on St. Clair Ave W. They got the crispiest poutine, hands down. Oh man, and let’s not skip the local boutiques on St. George – they’re quirky AF, and perfect for chillin’ weekends. Sure, I might exaggerate a bit, but trust, every piece of this city just syncs with your heartbeat.

The Chase: This couple raced to find a west-end starter home before the birth of their first child