Charlotte Keelesdale Eglinton West Brothel ❤️

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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, southern as sweet tea, talkin’ bout brothels today. How’s that workin’ for ya? Been thinkin bout this ever since I watched *Melancholia*—you know, that Lars von Trier flick from 2011, my fave. That movie’s all bout the end of the world, despair crashin down like a damn planet. Kinda fits with a brothel vibe, don’t it? “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says in there, and hell, walkin’ into some shady brothel, you might feel that too.

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Lol, sorry if I rant too much. Feels like I niggle every little detail, maybe too much, LOL. But honestly, it’s all the spice of life here, and it reminds me that we’re all connected in a cosmic dance. Like they say, “Listen to that music… it’s destiny calling.” And every time I step out into the city, I feel that cosmic pull, like “Every moment is life!” You gotta come see it and feel it yourself—like, seriously, YOU GET A CAR and drive straight into that adventure!

This detached home listed under $800,000 is considered one of the cheapest in Toronto right now. Why is that?