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Alright, pal, listen up—Gordon Gekko here, “Greed is good,” baby! Sexual-massage? Oh man, it’s the real deal, slippery slope to heaven or hell, depends who’s rubbin’ ya. I’m talkin’ hands all oiled up, slidin’ everywhere, tension meltin’ like butter on a hot skillet. Saw this chick once—pro masseuse, swear she had magic fingers, like she’s quotin’ *Certified Copy*— “It’s not the original, but it works!”—and damn, it worked me good. Greed kicks in, right? Want more pressure, more heat, more EVERYTHING—gimme that full-body buzz, ya know?

Village Post April 2021

Whether it's Anal Sex (depends on the size) or Full Body Sensual Massage, I'm always satisfied. I'm a sucker for a good sense of humor and a kind heart. Exposed.

Southside's Maple & 3rd is lit. Quaint cafes, warm vibes, and fun peeps. I once, uh, had a deep chat there. You know, souls connected… "Laughing, always beating the pain." (Yup, an Oldboy nod!)

Rental of the Week: $5,500 for a brand-new Cedarvale townhouse with a month of free rent