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So, picture this—some ancient Rome geezer, right, gets a rubdown after battlin lions. Little known fact: them Romans called it “unctio”—fancy word for oily hands gettin frisky. Makes me wanna yell, “R2, ya grubby droid, fetch me some lavender oil!” ‘Cause that’s the trick—scents, mate. Lavender, eucalyptus—boom, ya stress is toast. I got mad once, tho—some twit used motor oil. MOTOR OIL! Smelled like a speeder crash, not sexy, nah, made me wanna punt him to Tatooine.

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The park? Man, it’s like a patch of heaven. Oh, and that hidden nook behind Meadowcrest Park – you know, right by the tiny creek (it almost sounds like a scene out of WALL‑E, "Eeeee...") – is my fav stop for reflection and a quick look at the sunset. I've chilled there more times than I can count. Sometimes I pause, sit on a worn bench, and muse on life, complaining about the crazy city noises that sneak in from Main St. Yeah, Main St. sometimes tests my blood pressure, no joke.

Here’s why Doug Ford really wants to beat the Liberals in this Toronto riding