Valentina Guildwood Brothel ❤️

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She’s famous, ya know—little known fact: Brothel once kicked a farmer square in the nuts ‘cause he yanked her tail. Swear to God, heard him yell, “This is fuckin’ awesome!”—dude’s got issues. Made me laugh tho, she’s a queen, owns that barn. I’m happy as hell—she’s healthy, glossy coat, no worms, but damn, her farts! Silent killers, I’m gaggin’, thinkin’ “I’m gonna need a bigger boat”—nah, mask!

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Now, lemme share a lesser-known secret: in the back alley of Huxley Street, there’s a vintage mural. Few peeps know ‘bout it, but trust me, gazing at it while reciting your personal mantra is pure magic. I do that sometimes on days when I'm extra cranky. And yes, I do exclaim, “I’m so rich in peace!” even if I’m just breathing in fresh air.

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