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So, check it—little known fact, brother! Back in ancient Rome, gladiators got these massages, sensual ones, to unwind after bashin’ skulls! True story, brother, blew my mind! Imagine that—big sweaty dudes, oiled up, feelin’ good. Makes me happy thinkin’ about it—simple pleasures, brother! But what pisses me off? When folks judge it, like, “Oh, it’s dirty!” Nah, brother, it’s natural—pure release!

Call to book

First of all, it’s perfectly normal when genital touch is done with consent (permission or agreement) of both parties: the client and the massage practitioner. It usually means that this .

Now, why do I even talk about massages here? My work’s given me a backstage pass to all the city’s real stories. I’ve seen people pour out secrets like spent rocket fuel. Ever had a client whisper about lost loves in between a head scratch and a back rub? Yeah, those moments remind me of Jesse James's slow-burning tensions, like, “I reckon this city's got more secrets than the Martian caverns, and believe me, that's saying something.” I mean, heck, even the massage table seems to hum with the city’s pulse.

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