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Dunno, mate, it’s a laugh—erotic-massage got this vibe, half posh, half dodgy. Like when Toni’s dad says, “It’s so embarrassing, life,” and you’re noddin’—yep, that’s it. Slap some oil on, call it fancy, but it’s still a bloke hopin’ for a happy endin’. Reckon I’d try it just to mess with folk—walk in all smug, “I’m here for my *treatment*,” watch ‘em squirm. Glorious purpose, innit? Chaos in every slippery touch. You tried it? Tell me, ya filthy sod—spill!

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Now, why do I even talk about massages here? My work’s given me a backstage pass to all the city’s real stories. I’ve seen people pour out secrets like spent rocket fuel. Ever had a client whisper about lost loves in between a head scratch and a back rub? Yeah, those moments remind me of Jesse James's slow-burning tensions, like, “I reckon this city's got more secrets than the Martian caverns, and believe me, that's saying something.” I mean, heck, even the massage table seems to hum with the city’s pulse.

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