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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout sexual-massage, right? Like, what’s the deal with it? You got these hands all over ya, slippery oil, dim lights—it’s weird, it’s intimate, it’s pretty, pretty good, ya know? But also, I’m freakin’ out! What if the masseuse thinks I’m a perv? I’m not! I swear! I’m just tense, okay? Shoulders like concrete blocks! And then—bam!—here comes this sexual-massage vibe, and I’m like, “Whoa, whoa, whoa, is this legal?” I mean, it’s not Romania in ’87, no back-alley abortion vibes from *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*, but still, I’m paranoid!

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I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but nah, this town has its quirks. Back in the day, I used to catch the sunrise near the old church on Pine St. Totally zen. Then today, clients be saying, “This beat is more relaxing than a train ride to oblivion!” Classic Michael Scott vibes, amirite? I get all emo sometimes, cryin’ over that same train ride that echoed in my soul, “You're gonna love me, after all.” Ugh, deep stuff.

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