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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything.” Sex escorts? Pfft, what a racket. Buncha folks struttin’ around, sellin’ companionship like it’s bacon at a farmer’s market. I ain’t judgin’—okay, maybe I am—but it’s a job, right? Pays better than whittlin’ chairs, that’s for damn sure. Watched *Inglourious Basterds* last night—again—Brad Pitt scalpin’ Nazis, sayin’, “We’re in the killin’ business, and business is boomin’.” Kinda like escorts, huh? They’re in the pleasurin’ business, and damn, it’s boomin’ too.

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I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but nah, this town has its quirks. Back in the day, I used to catch the sunrise near the old church on Pine St. Totally zen. Then today, clients be saying, “This beat is more relaxing than a train ride to oblivion!” Classic Michael Scott vibes, amirite? I get all emo sometimes, cryin’ over that same train ride that echoed in my soul, “You're gonna love me, after all.” Ugh, deep stuff.

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