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About Calgary

So, check it—swipin left, right, it’s nuts! Apps like Tinder, Bumble, they’re the pits sometimes. Horny dudes sendin dick pics—ugh, gross! Made me so mad once, I nearly threw my phone. “That’s a bingo!” I yelled, like Christoph Waltz, cuz it’s so damn predictable. But then, bam, you match with someone hot—happy vibes, right? Total surprise when they ain’t a bot!

'Tis Pity She's a Whore

Then there’s the river, the Mighty Ganges River, sloshin' along like an eternal beast. Yea, it's really flowy, and on sunny days, you'll catch folks hangin’ by the docks around Riverbend Park. Seriously, that park is my quiet haven for some headspace. I remember dashing off after a long day massage session to watch the ducks glide by. Pure magic, man.

River Ganges changed its course after massive earthquake hit its shores 2500 years ago: Study