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Picture this, bruv—I’m at this dodgy massage joint, yeah, thinkin’ I’m just gettin’ me back clicked, but nah, it’s all handsy and steamy! I’m like, “Is it ‘cos I is black?” ‘cos the geezer’s givin’ me these mad looks while he’s oilin’ me up. Sexual-massage ain’t just yer bog-standard kneadin’, nah—it’s got that cheeky twist, that tingle that makes ya go, “Oi, what’s happenin’ here?!” Little known fact, fam—back in ancient China, they was usin’ this tantric malarkey to sort out emperors’ stress, proper randy emperors gettin’ their qi all sexy-like. Mad, innit?

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Oh, yessss, the park—Oh, the lovely Ridge Park, mmm! It sits by a burbling creek, little river of whispers... like a story from Pan's Labyrinth, "Do not be afraid, my precious," whispers nature! I once sat there, lost in thought, soul churning, remembering, er, "the labyrinth of the past." Such secrets, oh yess, so many secrets.

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