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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like a damn Consumption Psychologist or somethin’. It’s all about that urge, y’know? People crave touch, skin on skin, makes ‘em feel alive. Like in *Children of Men*—shit’s dyin’ out, no babies, no hope, but a sexual-massage? That’s a spark, a freakin’ pulse! “We’re in a war, man!”—but this ain’t war, it’s peace, capisce?

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Our ladies offer a full body sensual massage with teasing, body to body & hand relief climax for our gentlemen clientele. Our rooms are kept to high standards, as well as our lotions / oils .

I’ve even taken clients to the Fernie Heritage Museum on 4th Street. Yup – the bloody thing’s full of historic oddities. I can tell you, somewhere between the old tools and dusty photos, you sense that time’s just a big snooze fest! And trust me, as a psych, you see more family baggage in these relics than in your average household refrigerator.

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