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I’ve even taken clients to the Fernie Heritage Museum on 4th Street. Yup – the bloody thing’s full of historic oddities. I can tell you, somewhere between the old tools and dusty photos, you sense that time’s just a big snooze fest! And trust me, as a psych, you see more family baggage in these relics than in your average household refrigerator.

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