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Personal quirk? I mutter to myself, “Morgan, you too old for this,” while I’m flippin’ through X posts, seein’ folks brag ‘bout their “massage adventures.” Surprised me, yo—people out here loud ‘n’ proud ‘bout it! I’m like, “Y’all wild!” But real talk, as an investigator, I gotta stay cool, wise, narratin’ this mess like it’s a damn documentary. Sexual-massage claims? Half the time, they’re fake—people tryna cash in on a “pulled muscle” that never happened. Other half? Real injuries, real trauma, and I’m over here, feelin’ like the dad in “The Return,” tryna fix what’s broke.

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Sometimes, like, I walk by City Hall on Lenox Road and feel, like, super protective of my community – you can almost hear the whispers of lost dreams and future promises that are, like, hidden in the bricks. And omg, the sunset over Farnham from Horizon Hill is, like, an epic scene out of Mulholland Drive – so surreal and dramatic you’d literally gasp.

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