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So, I tried it once, this shady joint downtown—smelled like lavender and regret. This chick, she’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “Wow, this beats haulin’ fish guts!” Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d rub ya down with olive oil—fancy, right? Prolly stank like a salad, tho. I’m lyin’ there, she’s all “relax, big guy,” and I’m like, “Lady, I’m a fisherman, I don’t relax!” But then—bam—her hands hit this spot, and I’m meltin’ like butter on a hot deck. “The body tides,” like in the movie, pullin’ me under—pure bliss, I’m tellin’ ya.

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Okay, dude, lemme tell ya bout PFall-River (ca) like, in my own crazy spa-owner way. So, first up, PFall-River is kinda like a hidden gem, ya know? I’ve been here for years and every corner, every street, has its own charm… sorta like that scene in Lost in Translation where everything just feels, well, lost and found at the same time. Mmm… donuts... D’oh!

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