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Alright, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—what’s the deal with it? It’s like, you’re gettin’ rubbed down, but it’s got this sneaky little twist, y’know? Pretty, pretty good—except when it’s not! I mean, I saw “4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days,” that Romanian flick—bleak as hell, right? And I’m like, “What if Otilia got a sexual-massage instead of runnin’ around for that abortion mess?” Coulda saved her some stress! “I’m not doing it for me,” she’d say, lyin’ on the table, all tense, while some shady masseuse is kneadin’ her like stale dough.

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Im visiting in early November and am looking for a legit erotic massage place since they are legal in Canada. Any advice?

End of rant: Etobicoke’s a colorful blend of heart, soul, and quirks. You’ll love its vibe, and trust me—it's got that secret sauce only found in places where real family stories unfold. Cheers, mate, and here's to finding amour in every street!

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