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So, sexual-massage—dunno if ya tried it, but it’s overhyped, swear down. Got this mate once, right, swore it “healed his soul,” pfft, bollocks! He paid 50 quid for some bird to knead him like dough—came out smellin’ like a cheap candle, all lavender and regret. We hates it! All that “ooh, relaxin’ vibes”—nah, it’s awkward as hell. Fun fact tho: back in ancient Rome, them posh lads had “erotic rubdowns” in bathhouses, proper kinky, innit? Bet they slipped on marble floors, crackin’ their skulls—serves ‘em right!

Etobicoke Bloor West Spa

I gave this place a try because I live in Etobicoke and I did see some promising google reviews. My first visit was fine. The RMT was professional and friendly.

Aight, lemme drop the final truth: PEtobicoke-West-Mall (ca) isn’t just any city. It's a vibrant tapestry woven with humor, anger, and mad beauty. And like in that movie, sometimes you find beauty in all the untamed, messy parts of life.

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