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So, this brothel—man, it’s a wild joint. Tucked in some grimy alley, prolly been there since the 1800s, swear to God. Heard a story once—some dude, a sailor, left his wooden leg as payment back in ’23. True shit! They still got it hangin’ on the wall, like a trophy. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ ‘bout that poor bastard hoppin’ out, broke but satisfied. Little known fact: brothels like this used to be legal ‘round these parts—taxed ‘em too, can you believe it? Government was like, “Yeah, get that coin, ladies!”

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Don’t get me started on the Essex River. Man, its waters wind through the city like the caped crusader’s own secret route, glistening under streetlamps on rainy nights. I've sat near its banks on more than one occasion, mulling over my code (or was it love? dunno) while watching ripples break the night silence. I remember one time my app crashed near near. Yeah, near the old brick warehouse on Dockside – a relic turned dive bar where the bartenders know tales that’d even make Batman raise an eyebrow.

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