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Oi, ever tried it? Slippery as a Hutt’s deal! Reckon it’s ace for stress—muscles all tight, then bam, loose as a Wookiee’s roar. Sarcasm time: yeah, totally just “relaxation,” nothin’ suss there, eh? R2-D2, where are you? Need ya to zap some sense into these shady joints! Dunno, mate, it’s a weird gig—half lush, half “what the kriff?”—but damn, it’s a story! “This is the kill,” like Bigelow’s crew’d say—sexual-massage nails ya one way or another!

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Oh, and theres Eastside – my fav hideout for some offbeat art and vintage record stores on Elm st. I’d get mad when they fiddled with local murals, polluted them with gaudy neon that jarred with the natural vibe. But even then, it reminded me of how Essex is ever-evolving – just like technology, hiccuping with errors (like my 17 typos below – oops, they just kept comin’!):

Municipalities in Essex County next up to receive strong mayor powers