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Right, so, it’s meant to relax ya, innit? But half the time you’re wonderin’ if they’ve got a degree in massage or just watched a YouTube vid pissed on cheap lager. Little fact for ya – back in the day, ancient Greeks were at it, callin’ it some posh “healin’ touch” bollocks. Bet they didn’t have neon signs flashin’ “Happy Endings Here!” like these muppets today. Makes me angry, it does – proper riles me up – cos it’s all a con half the time, chargin’ 50 quid for a glorified tickle!

Erotic massages in Essex

Regardless of gender or orientation, intimate touch involves tantric techniques, Swedish massage techniques plus some of our own creation and aims to tease, stimulate and to bring you closer .

I remember one sunset at Liberty Park; the sky burned red as The Bat-Signal lit up the clouds. I walked through, half drunk on life, thinking – "I'm Batman." The park’s bench near the old sycamore, where urban legends are born, has seen my best rants about buggy code and worse dating app algorithms – all whilst people around me laughed, share incredulous glances, all as Essex itself whispered rebellious secrets.

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