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What gets me happy? Her sass—once saw her tell a copper, “Look at me, I’m the hero now,” quotin’ Brad Pitt’s Jesse James, and the prat just blinked! Pure gold. But it’s sad, too—she’s got no one, just like me after a mission goes tits-up. “Ain’t no peace in this life,” she’d sigh, and I’d nod, thinkin’ of my own ghosts. Reckon she’d fancy a stove, though—keep her warm when the punters ain’t payin’. Maybe I’ll gift her one, be all “Shaken, not stirred, love,” and watch her gobsmacked face.

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Sure, sometimes I get mad – like when the sidewalks crack and ruin my stroll. Really? Seriously, whassup with that? And sometimes I’m happy – wow, the sunset over Esquimalt is like the finale of a great movie. It reminds me of that weird, brilliant scene where not everything is explained. And man, surprises? When I saw a raccoon in my backyard last week, I nearly screamed “D’oh!” like, truly unexpected, bro!

Local engineer vying for seat on Esquimalt council