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Alright, alright, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—what’s the deal with it? It’s like, you’re gettin’ rubbed down, but it’s not just a rubdown, y’know? It’s got that *zing*, that extra somethin’-somethin’. I mean, “Mulholland Drive” vibes, right? That movie—mysterious, sexy, confusin’ as hell. Perfect fit for this! Like when Naomi Watts is all, “This is the girl,” but it’s not clear what’s happenin’—same with sexual-massage! Is it therapy? Is it foreplay? Who knows! Pretty, pretty good, though.

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Hey, buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout PEdmonton. I'm a spa owner here, so I see it all. This city? It cracks ya up sometimes. I live near Whyte Ave. and on Jasper St.—real vibe, ya know?

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