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Little fact—Thailand’s the spot, man! They mix sexual-massage with stretches—bendy stuff! Shocked me, like, whoa, didn’t expect that twist! Ever tried it? Nah, me neither, just dreamin’. Cronenberg’d dig it—violence in the stretch, heh. “You’re a mess,” he’d say, smirkin’ at the knots.

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I know I'm spillin' my beans here – sorry, bro – but that's what Edenbridge-Humber-Valley is all about. It's imperfect, its streets are carved with typos and scars, each corner a page in its gritty story. Remember, "La violence est dans mes veines" rings a truth here. That's my two cents, raw and unfiltered, from a women's counselor who's seen it all. Enjoy the chaos, embrace the wonder, and let yourself be moved by this unapologetically wild old town.

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