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But real talk—humans still rule this game. Didja know, in ancient China, emperors got these rubdowns? Little known fact—called “tuina,” some fancy word, but it’s sexual-massage’s granddaddy! Freaky, right? I’m picturin’ some emperor, silk robes, gettin’ worked over, and I’m jealous—where’s MY palace? Today, it’s all shady parlors—neon signs, “Massage,” wink-wink. Drives me insane—can’t tell legit from sleazy! Once went to one—true story—lady’s like, “Happy ending?” I’m like, “What am I, a Pixar movie?” Laughed my ass off, but damn, I was tempted!

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Drayton... err, I mean Drayton-Valley's small-town vibe hits ya hard. Skipping down Maple Street (yeah, that one near the old hardware shop) always takes me back to my early days workin’ my magic in the massage joint. The pavement’s got stories, bro! I used to see this one tree by the corner of Cedar and 3rd – always chillin’ – like it’s waitin’ for a secret meeting.

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