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So, I’m thinkin’, up on them snowy peaks, wind howlin’, a sexual-massage’d be gold. Hands slidin’, warm oil, tension meltin’ – oof, my back’s jealous already. But here’s the kicker: some folks in Japan, way back, called it “nuru,” slippin’ ‘round with seaweed gel. Seaweed! Ain’t that a riot? Slimey, sexy, and slippery – bugs bunny approved, heh! Makes me happy, thinkin’ folks got creative. But then – ugh – some jerk on X posted it’s all sleazy. Sleazy? Made me mad, doc, steamin’ mad! It’s art, ya dope, not just naughty bits!

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Not gonna lie, sometimes things get me mad too – like when the traffic on Pine Street causes me to sweat like a client in a hot stone session. Frustratin’ but then, I just chuckle and think, “That’s life, bro!” And I keep it movin’.

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