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So, I tried it once—don’t judge me, I was drunk. This chick’s got her paws all over me, whisperin’ nonsense, and I’m thinkin’, “I’d rather chop wood.” Cost me fifty bucks, and for what? A sore back and regret. Little known fact: back in the ‘70s, sexual-massage joints popped up in Cali—hippies called it “bodywork.” Bullshit. Just pervs with incense. Another tidbit—some dude in Thailand got busted runnin’ a massage ring, hidin’ cameras. Sicko. Made me mad as hell—privacy’s sacred, damn it!

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Beyond Beauty Salon and Spa offers a wide range of salon and spa services and treatments including haircuts, hair colour, extensions, acupuncture, massage, facials, brows, lashes, Missing: sexual massage.

Man, memory lane hits hard like “Almost Famous” vibes. “It’s a ride, man!” I’d say while rollin’ out a fresh aromatherapy session. Sometimes, after a hectic day, I cruise by Riverton Park. That park’s a haven – tiny trails, a smidge of a river (the Little Creek, if you can believe it), and locals jammin’ on guitars feelin’ all free. Think: rock 'n' roll meets zen.

Wally Ferris, Drayton Valley’s CAO, announces retirement