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So, this site—dodgy as a wet ladder—promises “discreet company,” yeah? Little fact for ya: back in the ‘50s, prossies used coded ads in papers, like “French lessons,” sneaky buggers! Made me chuckle, picturin’ ‘em with berets, heh. But this online gig? All flashy pics, fake names—Candy, Bambi, ugh, my eyes rolled so hard I nearly lost ‘em! *mimes eye-roll, stumbles into imaginary wall* Got me proper mad, tho—half these profiles? Bots! Clicked one, got a virus scare, me laptop screamin’ like a siren, waaah! Hated that, mate, pure panic.

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Then there’s Riverbend Park. Damn, the river there sparkles at night. I once massaged a client on a sunny day near the old wooden bench by the water. I was like, “yo, this is life, man.” Crazy, right? It kinda reminds me of the raw vibe in that movie – brutal yet beautiful.

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