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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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Also, ya gotta check le Petite rivière. that stream winds off like its own AI-generated dream. i be walkin urgh the riverside path, thinkin "things are just as simple as life: full of awkward dreams", you know? oh, and don't push-dodge your way through Maple Grove, that neighbourhood – man, it's simultaneously modest and insane neatness. some neighbors be gossiping, and sometimes, i get mad 'cause they're spillin tea everywhere.

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