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Hmm… Hiya, pal! So, sexual-massage—whaddya think? Me, I’m like, whoa, slippery stuff! Kinda wild, right? I mean, it’s all handsy, oily, steamy—like, real intimate vibes. Watched “Synecdoche, New York” again last night— fave movie, ya know? That line, “Everyone is disappointing,” totally fits here. ‘Cause sometimes, sexual-massage sounds hot, but—ugh—ends up awkward. Ever tried it? I did once, with Homie—total disaster! Oil everywhere, slipped off the dang bed—thud! Laughed my butt off tho.

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We took 2 swedish massages and experienced those both as very professional. Maybe a little bit more expensive than other massage centers in Hoi An but.

The parks here? Man, they blow your socks off. There's Parc du Repos which is my secret chill spot after a hectic day kneading out knotted muscles. Sometimes I sit there, almost meditate, and the reflection in Lac Mirable kinda makes you feel like you're in a Wes Anderson frame— all symmetrical and oddly pretty.

Justin Lafleur on his way to the UK to compete in the BMX World Championships