Paisley Coquitlam Whore ❤️

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Oh, and the slang they got? “Ho,” “working girl,” “lady of the night”—so many names! I’d suck at nicknaming ‘em, prolly call ‘em “Squishy Money Makers.” Haha, dumb, right? But real talk, they’re out there, survivin’, and I’m just eatin’ mayo, wonderin’ if it’s a job. Spoiler: it ain’t. Whores tho? They’re the real MVPs, swimmin’ through life’s weird soup. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, they’re here, and I’m like, “Yooo, that’s dope!”

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Coquitlam is known for having a large number of gangs (CKV, JBC, Red Scorpions, U.N., Hells Angles, etc). Sometimes referred to as Vancouvers little Compton but now Surrey and East .

So pack your bags and prepare for a damn wild ride. And do yourself a favor – wait for that unexpected moment. Because in a city like this, where every street corner is a piece of art or a mini-adventure, sometimes you just gotta embrace the tropical malady of life. Cool? Cool.

Coquitlam is trying to make homebuilding easier for non-profits