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D’oh! Alright, erotic-massage, man! Picture this—me, Homer Simpson, sittin’ in a dim room, thinkin’ “Mmm… donuts,” but nah, it’s all about slippery hands and oil! Like, who knew this stuff’s been around forever? Ancient Greeks did it—called it “body rubbin’ for champs” or somethin’. Bet they didn’t have Tarantino flicks back then, tho! Speakin’ of, imagine Lt. Aldo Raine goin’, “We’re in the erotic-massage business now, boys!” Ha! That’d be wild.

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Then there's Maple Park, a neat little green respite near Riverbend Drive. Lovely spot, honestly—if you're into slow strolls or hiding from all the madness of modern dating. I love sitting on a battered bench there and watching the creek nearby. It reminds me of those surreal, poetic moments in that movie, like when the kid meets unexpected magic. And ya know, I've had my fair share of relationship debacles here (yeah, spillin' coffee on my keyboard while swiping left on losers—typical, innit).

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