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Weird story: some dude in Detroit swapped an Escort engine with a Mustang’s—called it “Franken-Ford.” Drove it ‘til the wheels screamed—chaotic absurdity, my kinda guy! I’d do that, too, just to flex on the haters. “A million dollars isn’t cool—you know what’s cool?” A souped-up Escort smokin’ Civics at the light!

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