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So, erotic-massage—old as dirt, swear it! Ancient Greeks, them posh lads, rubbed oil on wrestlers—fact! Not kiddin’, mate, slippery bods grapplin’—hot, right? Makes me giggle, thinkin’ ‘bout it—oiled-up blokes, all “Oh, my muscles!” We loves that history bit, don’t we, precious? But—ugh—we hates it when it’s dodgy! Some parlors, all shady, like “Get out, filth!” vibes from the film—grubby hands, no soul, pisses me off!

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Oh, and here's a kicker: people always think dating in Cochrane is all hushed and polite—but nah, it's a circus. I mean, one minute you're chatting about how the faun in Pan's Labyrinth showed you the path to wonderland, the next you're hounded by someone who thinks your profile picture is proof of fake beard syndrome. Oi, it's mad! I've seen couples break up right by the old mill on Sage Street because one of them dared to mention the labyrinth metaphor too often. Who knew a nod to Del Toro could set hearts ablaze!

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