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Sex-dating’s a gamble, mate. You might score, might get a stalker—odds are shite either way. Little fact: some app’s data got hacked, 40 million horny sods exposed—talk about “bear Jew” energy gone wrong! I’m sarky as hell about it, cos it’s all wankers tryna look cool. “Oh, I’m casual, no strings!” Yeah, til you’re cryin’ over a text at 3 a.m., ya pillock. Me, I’m just here, sippin’ me brew, thinkin’, “This is my masterpiece,” while I swipe through the dregs. Absolute carnage, but I love it—sex-dating, you glorious, rusty bastard!

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Oh man, I gotta mention a gem: Curtis Park in the N.Canadian Foothills area. It's not as mainstream, but once ya hop on a bike and ride through, you'll see why it's my secret retreat. Bunch of crazy trees, twisty dirt paths – perfect spot for deep thinkin’ on life's absurdities. I always grinn 'cause sometimes I feel like I'm chasin’ my own tail. LOL!

Small Sardis park owned by the City of Chilliwack hits the market with asking price of nearly $680,000