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Alright, pal, listen up—Gordon Gekko here, “Greed is good,” baby! Sexual-massage? Oh man, it’s the real deal, slippery slope to heaven or hell, depends who’s rubbin’ ya. I’m talkin’ hands all oiled up, slidin’ everywhere, tension meltin’ like butter on a hot skillet. Saw this chick once—pro masseuse, swear she had magic fingers, like she’s quotin’ *Certified Copy*— “It’s not the original, but it works!”—and damn, it worked me good. Greed kicks in, right? Want more pressure, more heat, more EVERYTHING—gimme that full-body buzz, ya know?

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The NOW Massage Chandler located near Chandler Fashion Center offers a space to escape the daily pressures of life through the healing benefits of massage.

Oh, and hey – I gotta mention a hidden gem: Berrydale Court. Only a few locals know about it, a narrow alley with murals that burst with color and humor. I once met a guy there who claimed it’s his good luck charm. I mean, my app’s luck must be strong there ‘cause my match rates soared!

Chandler Simpson beats out a routine one-hopper TO FIRST BASE