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Alright, listen up, pal—I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I’m here to dish on *escort*. Not the giggly rom-com kind, nah, I mean the real deal, like somethin’ straight outta *Inherent Vice*, my fave flick from 2014, Paul Thomas Anderson’s trippy masterpiece. Picture this: escorts, man, they’re like Doc Sportello stumblin’ through a haze of weed and weirdos, tryin’ to figure out who’s screwin’ who—literally! “It’s not groovy to be insane,” Doc’d say, and I’m like, yeah, escorts prob’ly feel that daily.

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I also love Estrada Rd. It’s nowhere fancy, just honest. Even if a tree or two is crooked – nature don’t twist to your liking. And those walks vaguely remind me of that line from that movie – something about a spirit journey. Pretty deep if you wanna be—the kind of depth I only acknowledge when I’ve had too many coffees.

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