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Neighbourhood vibe? Mad eclectic. I see folks dressed up in bonkers outfits on mix-and-match theme nights, slam poetry igniting sidewalks, and endless rambling about life's twists while we chug fancy lattes. Some days, I’m like “YEAH, I got this!” when I spot couples rediscovering their spark, mirroring lines from that movie – confused yet resolute.

Thousands of people gather near Buckingham Palace to mark the 80th anniversary of V-E Day