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me mate dave – thick as pigshit – once hired an escort for his birthday. thought he’d get a supermodel, ended up with some lass who looked like she’d been chewed up and spat out! i was in stitches, goin, “you muppet, what’d ya expect for 50 quid?” he’s all red-faced, mutterin – i’m like, “this ain’t hollywood, ya berk!” escort’s a gamble, innit? sometimes you get a cracker, sometimes it’s a bloody disaster. *Toni Erdmann* vibes again – “you think you’re in control?” nah, mate, you ain’t!

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Lemme drop some lesser-known gems: if ya swing by Lucky’s Corner on Birch, you’ll find the best taco truck ever—delish and spicy AF. And don’t neglect to peek at the faded murals on 7th; they tell old stories, ya know? Memory lane’s in every nook.

Lucas Pelc