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About Calgary

So, I’m picturin’ this—me, Larry David, needin’ an escort. Not like that, get your mind outta the gutter! I mean, like, someone to drag me through life ‘cause I’m losin’ it daily. But okay, let’s talk real escort—hired company, right? I’m fascinated, honestly. Didja know escorts go back forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em—called ‘em “hetaerae” or some crap. Smart chicks, too—not just arm candy, they’d talk philosophy while you’re sippin’ wine. Imagine that today—your escort quotin’ Socrates while you’re stuck in traffic. I’d lose my mind! “Hey, honey, less Plato, more speed!”

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I work as a dating site dev here. It’s rad coz I peep the love vibes everywhere, ya know? I see couples meet by the quirky Brownstone Pub on Old Tenenbaum Street. “I must admit,” I’m always chuckling, “there’s eccentric magic in the air – just like The Royal Tenenbaums, baby!” Groovy, baby, each day’s an adventure. One time I helped match two free spirits by the glimmering river, the Shimmer, right under the old clock tower on Vibe Avenue. Totally surreal, like Wes Anderson straight up in real life. An epic scene, man!

Inside Toronto’s very first backyard garden suite — ‘I’m hoping it’s somewhere my mum might want to come’