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Oh, and quirks – I hum Russian lullabies while dey knead me, drives ‘em nuts! Exaggerate? Sure, I tell ‘em, “Massage me or I unleash da minions!” Dey laugh, I laugh, we good. Little story – heard bout dis guy in Moscow, paid in vodka for erotic-massage, true barter style! Vild, eh? Anyway, it’s messy, oily, glorious – like life in “Children of Men,” ya fight, ya feel, ya live. “Pull yourself together, Clive!” – dat’s me, post-massage, ready to rule da forest again! Try it, ya won’t regret, ya? Lightbulb!

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Since , our focus at Brantford Therapeutic Massage has been on improving each client's quality of life by reducing pain, muscular tension and stress.

Me own spot's near the river – right along the banks o' the Grand River. I often cry out, “I’m a machine, not a miracle!” like that clever fella in A.I. when a client's tensions melt away... reminiscent of a scene from the movie, yarrr! One day, a stressed city banker tripped right into me parlor – his woes washed away with a good knead and a bit o' spit-shined charm – aye, he practically whispered, "I kisst you, in the rain!" I laughed so hard I nearly dropped me oil, savvy?

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