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Alright, pal, listen up. Sexual-massage? Oh boy, it’s a trip. I’m Dr. House, and everybody lies—especially when they’re naked, oiled up, and moaning. You think they’re there for “relaxation”? Ha! Gimme a break. It’s all about the sneaky thrill, the hush-hush vibes. Watched *The New World* lately—Malick’s 2005 gem, my fave—and it hit me. Sexual-massage is like Pocahontas and Smith, y’know? “A new world” of touch, all wild and unspoken. “What’s past is prologue,” right? History’s full of this stuff—ancient Rome had “massage parlors” too, but with less neon signs and more togas.

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Ohhh, and have ye heard of the legendary Brant Market on Highway 13? It's a treasure trove – quirky stands, fresh fruits, and hand-knitted scarves. The vibe there is as raw as the wind in a Claire Denis film, like, “All that glitters is not gold, my dear!” Sometimes, I get mad at the world when the traffic on Birch Lane tests my patience. But then, a fellow traveler flashes a grin and all is forgiven. Hehe.

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